Site is live again

After a while of not being able to pay the server bill due to personal and private matters, the site is live again, and there's no threat of it being suspended again for at least six months!

Anyway, much has happened in the time since I last posted. I'd gone off my schedule for a long time due to some chaotic goings-on in my Owner's and my life. It was very hard to keep up with it for a while, and now I'm easing back into it. There may be some adjustments made to it soon due to life changes, but I'm working on getting back on the ball in general.

I have several craft projects going, including the website, which might end up causing me some issues with my OCD - a portion of the reason I've been having trouble with my schedule. I'm getting back on track though - I wrote up a weekly "recreation schedule" for myself to divide out what craft-related thing I'll try to focus on during my free time on each day of the week. Since I wrote it for myself, it's not strictly enforced, but rather is a suggestion that might help keep me working properly.

The blog's layout is back to a stock template for now until I get around to making something nicer than the last layout. I felt a little disappointed by it. It's colorful, at least - it's comfortable for now.

It's important to note also that there's now a forum for the site - one for each subsite under Mayapple Town, but this is the only subsite that's complete and active right now. You can access the Stepford-specific forum here. Feel free to post as much as you like instead of commenting at the blog or on the Livejournal syndication (which I honestly don't keep up on because I don't get notification of it). I'd love to talk to everyone who reads the blog there!

Also I'm putting the monthly craft pattern on hold in lieu of a section on the site that will be specifically for DIY bondage gear and kinky crafting. There's going to be tips for making your own gear and also patterns for sale through Lulu.

Let's see, what else is interesting? I've stopped using the dishwasher entirely and have switched to hand washing the dishes from now on. It's more satisfying and gets things cleaner. The dishwasher also makes for an excellent place to store pots and pans! I've also taken a few more plants into my care - there's another rosebush, a spider plant, a tomato plant, some strawberries, and a few herbs. Our Valerian seems to be bouncing back from being decimated this winter too! The jade plant, though, doesn't look like it's going to make it.

I think that about catches up as best as I'm going to be able to for now. Thanks for reading!

Sexy Deviled Turkey

Hello all. I have great news.

I JUST COOKED THE SEXIEST TURKEY EVER. It is a foodgasm all over your mouth.

It's a modified recipe for Deviled Turkey, with substitutions made for things that I was out of with things I actually had on hand. So here it is. THIS RECIPE IS NOT SAFE FOR WORK.

Sexy Deviled Turkey,
or the Fowl Succubus

Ingredients:
1 10-12 lb. turkey or four large turkey breasts
1 bottle Jack Daniels' Old No. 7 Mustard
2 Tbsp Italian Seasoning Blend
1 1/2 Tbsp dried bay leaves
1 Tbsp salt
1/2 Tbsp Black Pepper
3 tsp Celery Salt
2 tsp Dried Parsley leaves
1/2 tsp Allspice
1/2 tsp Red Cayenne Pepper


Preheat oven to 375 degrees unless you plan to let turkey marinate overnight.

Bathe and dry turkey lovingly, caressing the carcass with gentle strokes, exploring its perfect body as you do so, taking note of which places you most wish to worship with your mouth later on. Once you feel you have satisfactorily lulled her into a calm, anticipatory state, move on to your selected spices.

Measure out all dry spices into a bowl, then stir well. Enjoy for a moment the delightful scent of this melange, and then turn your attentions yet again to your beautiful nude avian goddess, laying supine before you in her roasting pan.

Rub her body liberally with Jack Daniels mustard. She may become anxious; soothe her with words of love and promises of pleasure once the preparations are complete.

Sprinkle prepared seasonings liberally over the mustard-coated beauty, and then insert the remaining mixture into her cavity, blessing her completely with an enticing aroma.


Add to her roasting pan about a cup of water, and place her within the oven for about three hours, occasionally taking a moment to ladle the contents of her steaming bath over her body. when she is finally ready to give her flesh to you, her internal temperature will be approximately 180 degrees Fahrenheit. But you must still be patient; she requires at least fifteen minutes to further prepare herself for you, lest her body be far too hot. After these fifteen minutes, she is ready, beckoning you to come and taste of her succulent juices.

Prolonged Absence, my apologies.

Sorry folks! Life, travel, and health problems got the better of me for a little while there. Rest assured I've been following my schedule and updating my to do list to the best of my ability in spite of various interruptions.

It's important to note that there will be a new crochet pattern this month, but it might not be the viking hat, because I have little time to work on it. Viking hat will get done, I promise, but Senor Safety will probably come first. In the meantime, donations would be considered very helpful, to aid in the server cost. If you'd like to help out, you can paypal any amount to stepford.boyfriend@gmail.com.

So I want to tell you about something that happened to me over the weekend, because it's a first for me and worth noting: My owner rented me out!

It's probably not as exciting as you think; A friend of ours approached my owner asking to rent my services as a housekeeping robot for a reasonable hourly fee. Nothing even remotely sexy happened. I cleaned her kitchen and downstairs bathroom, and she gave me lunch and paid me for my work.

What's remarkable about this is that our friend approached my owner with proper D/s ettiquette, and handled it as if it was a D/s sort of arrangement, in spite of it being only for domestic services. Becase of how it was handled, however, I felt really fantastic about it. I enjoyed doing it. I love this sort of structure, and I love being appreciated for my work.

I'm supposed to go back tomorrow to do some more!

On hypnosis and puppies

Sorry for the absence, we've had an odd couple of days. I went off my schedule due to household chaos and illness, and then we edited the schedule a little bit and I'm starting over on it today, just a little slowly.

I wanted to talk about two things today that I don't usually talk about to people who aren't my owner, mostly because I'm really ready to admit to them and try to stop feeling silly about it.

I have two particular fetishes that I rarely talk about. You probably think I'm pretty open about stuff, I'm keeping this really thorough blog, I have a robot fetish and kind of a housewife fetish, which are pretty odd but not completely off the map. The two that I'm actually shy about aren't even all that odd. But anyway, let me get to the point - I think writing this down will make me feel a lot better about it ...

Sometimes when my owner and I are out shopping we have kind of pervy moments in the pet sections of department stores. I mean that's pretty typical of a lot of D/s couples, go in the doggy section, try on some collars and leashes, whatever, but we take it a little farther than that. And I like it and it was my idea.

I've been a little more honest about this one than the other thing I intend to talk about because it just HAS to come out sometimes. To be a little more clear, I am NOT a furry, although there is an overlap. On the contrary, I just get really fired up over acting like and being treated like a puppy. I know it's not that odd, but for some reason I've always felt ashamed of it or just plain weird in spite of everything else I'm in to.

Example: Yesterday we were in a large department store known for its fondness for the color blue and smiley faces. My owner asked me if I wanted to go to the pet section, and I gave out a meek little 'yes'. Later I started fixating on how I felt like a bad person and that I was weird for enjoying pet stores a little too much. What my owner told me then was that that was a judgement that I feared others might place on me but there was no need to feel guilty. I'm still trying to take that to heart, which is why I'm writing about it.

Now, let's pause a moment and talk about this. What I feel about being a puppy is remarkably like, how, to use a blatant stereotype, rich and otherwise content 40 year old men feel about wearing women's underwear. This happens to everybody, even people who are already kinky. Everybody once in a while gets it into their head by way of social stigma that something they really like and want to act on is "not okay." It goes beyond kink - there's trans people of all kinds, furries, people who want to be intentionally transient - it's everywhere, and it's really kind of sad. If you want to do something bad enough, you just should, and get over the guilt and fear as you can. Do it until you're satisfied, and if there's a time that it doesn't work for you any more, stop. It's actually a sort of a Taoist concept. If you hold back on something and make it taboo, you give it more strength. If you just admit you want to do it and then just do it without fear, it feels a lot better, and eventually you can stop if you want to.

I believe I am done waxing philosophical. Now onto the next topic.

The other fetish I have that I don't talk about isn't something I'm necessarily
embarrassed about. In fact, it's something that I've known I've been into before I even knew what sex or arousal was. I just knew that it made me feel funny to see it on TV or think about it. But give me a break, I was like 6.

So, you know the Disney version of the Jungle Book? You know how Kaa keeps hypnotizing Mowgli? You know how that's INSANELY SEXY?

Okay, maybe that wasn't the best example, but you get what I mean. Yep. big ol' hypnofetishist here.

Seriously, as early as I can remember, there've been a million different kid's movies and TV shows that have an element of hypnotism. And I know that they put that in there because it's supposed to be an acceptable level of "scary" for small children, but um ... I definitely got sprung on more than one occasion. I didn't figure out what was happening to me or what that feeling was until much later in life, and when it finally clicked, I felt pretty damn stupid. It didn't seem unusual to me for a long time, until I started exploring more about kink in general, and I realized that it wasn't something everyone was into. Yes, there's a lot of people who are into it, but it wasn't like I was expecting, it's not something that almost everyone gets off on. For me, it's kind of what is sometimes defined as a "true kink" ... there HAS to be some element of control in order for me to get off.

There's something else I want to explain about this too - exactly WHY I find hypnotism and mind control so hot. I have always been more attracted to brains than bodies. I have a thing for nerds, well-read people, savants, specialists, and so forth. I appreciate a finely crafted human figure as much as the next guy, but the brain inside it is what really gets me going. Beyond that, the way that brains can be manipulated fascinates me. In this regard I mean as a hobbyist and not as a pervert. I find criminal psychology and victimology interesting. The Stanford Prison Experiment is one of my favorite things. I've spent a long time, for my own amusement, comparing Stockholm syndrome to consensual slave training. I know far more than I should, from both research and firsthand witnessing, about cult brainwashing. I know how the mind can be made vulnerable to suggestion, and I find it both fascinating and arousing. In short, minds are sexy, and I get off on people fucking around with mine. consensually of course. I'm not about to go seeking out Scientology just to get off on being brainwashed.

That being clarified, I'd like to say that in recent times (the last few weeks or so to be specific), I've been talking to my owner about this, because I realized I really want it to be a tool we can use for my training. Not only because I find it hot, but if we do our research and learn through the right channels how to be safe about it I believe posthypnotic suggestion would be very helpful in not only furthering my training but also in reducing the effects of my panic disorder. I'm not saying that I want to be made into a brainwashed slave with no will of my own - That would be fun as hell for a scene, but that's not what I want for the long term. What I mean is I want to be given posthypnotic suggestions to help me be more efficient and organized, more attentive to my owner, and less crippled by the panic and anxiety that years of subtle societal and parental conditioning have placed upon me, and to counteract the resulting and persistent feeling that I'm not doing good enough job or that I've done something wrong. I know that I could achieve these things on my own, without bringing hypnosis into our relationship, but the fact that I find it so damn sexy will make it that much easier on me. The thought has crossed my mind that it might be considered cheating, to use hypnosis to correct these things - but is it cheating if people go to a hypnotherapist to stop smoking or lose weight? It works, or at least I believe it does - I know many people don't see it as a valid method but I think that's largely because they don't understand the science of it - so why not use it, if it'll help me achieve my goal of being a more confident and capable submissive, and in turn a more confident and capable person overall, and also be a hell of a lot of fun in the process? That sounds SO much better to me than medicating myself into a stupor just so I don't have panic attacks rather than making it so I just don't have them.

What our plan is, what my owner and I have been discussing, is that I am to email this woman he knows through some friends and some work he's done. She's a professional Hypnodomme, with a solid education in hypnotherapy, and an excellent ethic about what she does. From what I've heard and read about her she really helps people while doing something she personally enjoys. It's the whole D/s as therapy thing, except she has a degree for it. Anyway, I'm to email her, tell her my situation and what I'd like to do about it - which is ideally to get some materials for my owner to work with and get him educated enough on the topic for him to be able to do the inductions himself, or alternately, if she thinks that's either unsafe or something she can't provide us with resources for, have her either write some scripts based on my needs so my owner can walk me through them or have her do the inductions herself. Obviously my ideal is REALLY my ideal, I don't know that I could trust anyone else the way I trust my owner, even if I do respect and admire this woman. From there I'll see what she has to say about it, and we'll work with what she gives me.

I've already been doing a lot of reading on the science of hypnosis, I've read a number of scripted inductions, and it's remarkable how similar they are to the way I've walked some people through guided meditations, so I already have an understanding of relaxation techniques. One of the inductions is actually almost spot-on with what I use for myself when I'm preparing myself for a chakra meditation. I feel like I already have a pretty broad understanding, and now the next step is helping my owner have an even greater understanding so we know we can do this safely and effectively. I realize it may take more effort than I'm anticipating, and I am anticipating quite a bit of effort will have to be taken on both our parts, but I'm prepared to make this move because it's just time to.

So far, so good

My first day with my new schedule is going pretty well so far. I've had to do a couple things out of order to accommodate for other people in the house but so far I've gotten quite a bit done. I'm really happy with this system! I feel a lot more secure.

Anyway, I realize some people are probably at least somewhat expecting there to be some kind of racy content on this blog, since it's a D/s blog, so to apologize for the lack of smut, I'd like to offer you a couple of hot pictures of some cute boys making out.

Enjoy!